Girlllll I don’t know where to post this but I thought I’d share, so it’s about 1 am I’m sitting in bed on YouTube watching a few videos when all of a sudden my stomach starts feeling a little funny I’m a little shook I don’t know what’s happening so I’m sitting in bed like

So fast forward a minute or two and I start farting real loud, to the point my dog started barking

So then the rumbling happens again and I bolt to the toilet, pull my pants and undies down real quick and start letting loose, I’m groaning, I’m almost crying, I’m almost crying, my asshole here is giving me real physical pain just from shitting. It’s hitting the bottom of the bowl like a fucking tap

Then I start breaking sweat, I’m in sweat, dripping sweat from chucking a shit, I have mad diarrhoea and the last thing I need is sweat.

Then my damn dog thinks I’m being attacked by something he starts crying and shit all I want to do is shit and now he’s right here in front of me trying to protect me from my own ass