Dammit 🤦‍♀️ why in the hell did I do that?!?!

Sex with ex.... good job idiot ( ie. me). It’s not like he told you to leave with the baby when he was two months old and sold our house. Your a single mom with his only involvement eight hours a week and child support. Super big turn on.

He cries to you for support because he got written up at work- yah you were just fired. Yup great sexy support from him. All because you were in the hospital with the flu and weeks later had to take the baby to doctors with croup because of course he couldn’t. Of course your fired because you job doesn’t care that you and baby were sick. He said he feels “really bad”.

This is your BRAIN talking so let’s just make this clear I decided everything now. You are grounded from use of your WHO HA. Seriously no more sex. I get it been forever but you don’t love him like that anymore. what the hell are you doin?!?