Excessive much?

I am thoroughly disturbed. Reading some content online, so many girlfriend’s/wive’s admit to restricting their significant other to so much, practically basic human nature even and oh my LORD.

They cause the problems that they are so afraid of!

“ honey, you’re not allowed to look at other women nor even so much as glance at them and don’t you dare think about anyone ever besides only me for the rest of your very long life, you are not allowed to look at porn or even so much as watch movies or TV shows that show a naked woman.

You are also not allowed to play games with any sort of female characters ESPECIALLY not if they are in any way revealing.

You also can’t go to strip clubs, or have ANY female friends. No liking other female’s pictures on social media.

You also can’t talk to other females. Females don’t exist to you anymore at all.

Somehow, all females have been blown off the earth except me.

If you do all this, I’ll still accuse you of wrong doing and snoop through your stuff. I’ll give you absolutely no privacy.

The internet? You best pray it don’t make mistakes because if I so much as find something I don’t like, you’ll be in the dog house.

And when I do get upset, I’ll just get passive aggressive. And cold. And annoying. I’ll make you wait to eat when you’re hungry and when you do get to eat, I’ll make sure it’s cold.

I’ll do some petty crap because I happened to find something I did not like or something that went against my childish, storybook fantasy, unrealistic and unachievable idea of love.

But, you know, you should still fantasize about ONLY ME AND ONLY HAVE EYES FOR ME! Even though our sex life is hella vanilla and if you dare suggest things get any dirtier, you’re in for several days worth of dog house evenings, yelling matches and cold episodes.

* I’m aware not all girlfriend’s and wive’s are like this but I’m ranting towards that specific type because I got so damn annoyed and even felt violated at some of the nonsense they were spewing.

God help us.