Does, your man joke after havin sex? 😂

SO and I just went at it since my AF finally stopped and he had some pent up sexual tension. This fool says this afterwards:

"well this is why we can't get pregnant. You go pee directly after. You're flushing away my sexy prodigies!" Then he got up and starts yelling out "my sexy prodigies! Hang in there! Hang in there little dudes!" I died. I had to inform him on that one that I'm not trying to get a UTI and that his "sexy prodigies" Are safe once he comes, lol

Anyone else's SO say funny things after sex?