My (funny) story about porn

So first, I wasn’t pretty tempt by porn. I saw a couple of « teasing » like cuts of video, ... I didn’t think I could turn me on. But I was curious. Everyday I see on this apps a lot of post about category of porn, what pleasure some girls ... So last night, I said « well, let’s give a chance to porn ! Yeaaaaaah ! Ready to play ! ».

You certainly think « awwwww so cute, this cutie is exploring his feminity » or « BIIIIIITCH AN ANOTHER MEMBER OF OUR SECT ». Yeah, no.

What I saw was a mess.

The first though I had when I open the web page was « Ew. Is this that big ? ».

I wanted to take my ruler but a had to stay focus, so I content myself to search a good video.

And ladies, I saw a LOT of videos. I almost stay awake for like 2h30. But none of this shit turned me on. Maybe because I’m an easily distracted girl.

« Oh, I like that shirt. Where did she buy it ? »

« Is that a Victoria secret bra ?! Omg. I want it. »

« But wtf is this dude spitting out on this vigana ?! »

« Oh girl. You’re so skinny. I wish I was like you »

And when I realize I wasn’t focus at all, a commando unit infiltrate my head.

« OKAY LADIES. THIS GIRL WANT TO CUM. ARE YOU READY TO HELP HER TO FOCUS ON THIS FUCKING PORN OR I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF ?!

YES SIR. WE CAN DO IT.

WILL SHE BE ABLE TO CUM ?!

YES SIR !

I HEARD NOTHING !

YES SIR !!! »

And my concentration was at his apogee.

I found a good video. I was in a good mood, I start to play with myself, I thought I had a mista-

« OH MY GOD. YEAH. LIKE THAT. DON’T STOP. DON’T STOP. OMG. BABY. BABYYYYYY »

BITCH CAN YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE I AM FOCUS ON THE GUY AND YOU ARE JUST SHOUTH LIKE A SEA LION THIS IS QUIET WEIRD FOR A FIRST CONTACT

« I’M COMIIIIIIIING »

« BITCH, I COULD HAVE TOO I HATE YOU »

Conclusion : stay away from porn. This is dangerous for mental heath. Too much information to focus on. And it’s full of sea lion.

(I’m a French teenage girl. My English skills are not high as yours, so let me know If i made some mistakes 😄)