Shiplap or shitlap?

Y’all I have an embarrassing story to tell & I’m keeping this on anon since I’m active in glow 😂

So I’m 26 weeks pregnant and the stomach problems are real. Well I’m already lactose intolerant, but I was craving fettuccine alfredo.

So my husband and I went to a popular Italian restaurant.

I knew as soon as I took the first bite- I messed up, bad...

So I run to the bathroom and can’t help but notice how nice the stalls are, they’re newly remodeled. I notice there’s gorgeous white shiplap on the walls, it’s so pretty. Well I sit down in this (tiny) stall and start pooping. Then I hear a woman beside me begin to poop and y’all, it smells SO bad... it smells so bad it made me throw up, so I get up, mid shit, with a turd hanging out my ass so I can puke in the toilet and MY DOODOO COVERED ASS WENT ALL OVER THE WALL. (The stalls were unnecessarily small).

It was a shiplap wall, and after that night, it became a shitlap wall.