My body is confused 🤕

I had a two day period a week before af was due. So I think maybe implantation. I waited a few days and I got a few vfls on FRER🙄 then waited a week to retest and it’s BFN. So I think chemical pregnancy. BUTTT Then I started getting Aton of EWCM.🤦🏼‍♀️ So im like maybe my vfls were just Evaps and I ovulated early. Well now I’m getting Aton of creamy cm and crampy/boobs hurt. Why must my body be so cruel and confusing. Ugh