So embarrassed

So it’s that time of the month but it’s not heavy. My husband and I decided to get frisky but he doesn’t like period sex so we did anal. Afterwards, we both get up and go to the bathroom. He’s cleaning himself and says “there’s shit on me”. I looked at him like

I thought he was joking. But nope. I look at sure enough, there was shit on him. I’m sitting on the toilet, so embarrassed, like trying not to cry so I bust out laughing.

Never in our 8 years of being together and all the times we have done anal, has shit ever gotten on him. I told him I almost prefer to have period sex. Guess I should’ve taken that tampon out and just went with it.