TMI ahead.... You’ve been warned.

So yesterday I had my first REAL pregnancy craving at 9 weeks 6 days! Before when I’ve gotten a craving I’ve been able to put it out of my head and forget about it. Until yesterday. I was craving Hot Cheetos with lime.

Weird for me. Haven’t had hot Cheetos since high school and even then wasn’t a big fan. But hey, baby wants what baby wants. So my fiancé went to the store at 8 am and got me a big bag.

I happily munched on those bad boys all day and ate the WHOLE FREAKING BAG. It was delish. I got heartburn, but I took Tums and went to bed.

Woke up this morning and was like “omg I’m gonna poop today!” Which is rad because I’ve been constipated for like 4 days. So I’m pooping and all is going well and then suddenly

My butthole is ON FIRE. Like I’m crying it hurts so bad. I’m debating if I should call the fire department. I’m debating if I should get ice water to splash on my booty. There are tears.

My butthole is still burning after 20 minutes. 😭 I’ll never eat hot Cheetos again.