#parenting

I feel like the universe just said checkmate bitch.

I am on the MUTA FRACKING crapper shitting my guts out. While my uterus is on the WAR PATH dropping a BLOOD BOMB with the liquid volume a FARM RAISED FREE RANGE HEN between my legs every 10 mins. My princess diva child insists on snuggling on my lap to sleep. Now I can’t wipe my ass or put her down. My period cramps bring me back to the sweet memory of early contractions almost one year ago.

My ass is numb. Yup, just like 1 year ago.