About got into a road rage fight.

So here’s the deal, I’m driving to the post office this morning and this lady is driving like an idiot and ends up cutting off a car without using her turn signal. Sucked for her because the lane she exited was going faster and I had sped up to my normal speed so she couldn’t get back in. Well, she laid on the horn to the car in front of her like the dumb bitch she is. The guy in front of her moved over to the other lane. SHE THEN CUT HIM OFF IN THE OTHER LANE AND SLOWED DOWN!!! Then we hit a stoplight and she stopped a full car length back and started flipping off the car she cut off. I was fuming mad because I had just witnessed all of this, I happened to forget my class at home this morning too, so I flipped her off. I forgot there was a city worker in the car behind me and when I realized it, I mouthed my apologies and pointed to the dumb bitch. He already knew and laughed it off. As if this all isn’t enough, dumb bitch GOT OUT OF HER CAR at this stoplight. I lose it at this point and start pointing and laughing at this petulant child and the worker behind me looks over to my pointing and starts laughing too. Well, she ended up cutting into my lane, without a turn signal again because apparently she doesn’t know what that is. I saw a car a few feet to my right so I slowed down to about 20 to spite the bitch. She didn’t dare fuck with me though. I also went out of my way to piss her off with slow driving.

So, if you’re the dumb bitch in the black SUV, in her 40’s or so, blonde, white, that got out of the vehicle to yell at a poor guy at around 10:30 or 11 this morning... I hope you choke on a chicken bone you hag. Also, learn what the fuck a turn signal is.

UPDATE: I treated myself to a $5 box from DQ for being a good person. I was extremely hangry before, that’s why I wasn’t putting up with anyone’s shiz. 🤣