Am I a late bloomer?

I’m 18 and I’m starting college next week and I still haven’t lost my virginity or been in a relationship. Is that weird? Am I a late bloomer? I feel kind of left out and I’m really starting to consider using a dating app to find someone cuz frANKLY IM TIRED OF BEING ALONE GODDAMMIT. I JUST WANNA SHOWER SOMEONE IN AFFECTION AND CARE FOR THEM AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND STROKE THEIR HAIR AS THEY SLEEP GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM AND RACE TO SEE WHO CAN EAT IT THE FASTEST AND HOLD HANDS AND KISS THEIR NOSE AND WATCH CARTOONS WITH THEM AND BINGE STAR WARS FOR THE FIFTH TIME AND SNUGGLE INTO THEIR CHEST AND LISTEN TO THEIR HEARTBEAT AS WE FALL ASLEEP AT 2PM ON A RAINY AFTERNOON.

IM ANGRY.

...and a little lonely...😞