Rant: Can’t get comfortable

I’m 34 weeks and a couple days. Baby Glamazon is measuring huge (37+ weeks, 97th percentile). It’s hard to find the energy to do anything (except hunt for snacks, which is all I want to do these days), but then when I sit or lie down it’s impossible to get comfortable.

My pregnancy has been the epitome of average so I know I shouldn’t complain but I can’t help it!! I want to be done! I want my body back! I want to be able to comfortably put on my own damn shoes! I don’t want to get tired just from taking a shower! I want this damn body pillow out of my bed so I can snuggle my husband again!!!

/rant