LADIES, I’M LIVID... LONG POST. MIL.

My husband and I just got married 8/31/18 and currently live with his grandmother while actively house hunting. Well his mother just got her 2nd divorce and moved back home from Michigan. She set up her Airstream in the back yard but uses the house to shower, eat, etc. It is a very small house - 3 bedroom and 1 bath. About 1,300 sq ft max.

My husbands MOTHER just informed me that "whoevers Hydro razor that is in the shower shaves good! My legs are SO smooth, I use it everyday. Men's razors are so much better than women's!" I said "that's my razor..." she replied "well it does GOOD!" Like lady... this is why hospitals don't fucking share needles!!!!! If you slice yourself and then I don't know you're using my razor and I accidentally cut myself... HELLO!!!! WTF??!?!?! IF YOU DIDNT BUY IT - DONT USE IT!!! I shave my coochie with that razor! I REFUSE to share a damn coochie razor with my MOTHER IN LAW!!! I am livid!!!

Now I’m not one to hold my tongue and I would have told her EXACTLY what I shaved with that razor yesterday when she mentioned it... but there was a kitchen full of people. I am this close, 👌🏼, to flipping my shit. This is on top of VERY passive aggressive comments towards me over the 3 1/2 years we have been together. THESE ARE A FEW...

“Why did y’all want to get married? Why don’t you just ‘play house’? That way of either of you are unhappy (meaning her son), you can leave and get out of the relationship without seeking legal help(divorce).”

“That’s MY baby boy, he will always be MY baby boy” (like let him detach from your nipple much? He’s 30, married, and isn’t the only child - older brother and sister)

“Y’all need to get a house so I can move in! That way I can always make sure my baby eats good!”

Y’all, she criticizes my cooking because I don’t cook EVERYTHING from scratch like she does... therefore it’s “unhealthy”. My husband LOVES what I cook and normally gets 2nds and then finishes it off later or the next day. She critiques everything and I feel like no woman on EARTH will ever be good enough for her “baby boy”... except her. He doesn’t like that she says things like that to me and brings them to her attention. But she says them in a way where it can be taken either way... but judging her tone when she tells me, it’s meant the rude way. I promise. I am almost DONE with her and I’m about to hurt her feelings.