Why me!!!

Ok so I don’t like having a lot of hair... down there. I do it for me. Shave it all like once a week, especially right before aunt flo comes around. Well ladies, I f***ed up last time. Brand new razor, must have slipped because i didn’t even notice i cut myself... until adult playtime the next day. OH MY GOD, it was like someone squeezed lemon juice into a paper cut but down there! I was practically in tears. So now my fun tunnel is closed for repairs, which sucks, and my SO said I’m not allowed to have sharp things (jokingly). As a child-free woman, all you mothers out there got my respect because i can’t even imagine how much that must have hurt.