Green discharge?!

So I noticed this past week I have been having very slippery, bright green discharge. This has NEVERRRR happened to me before, and it had me all creeped out and left me horny bc I told my man we were not having sex until this got sorted out (was embarassing and smelled strange y’all 🤦🏻‍♀️)

So I go to the doctor today, and she is completely confused. So she starts asking me if I’ve inserted anything into my vagina recently or used a new product. Then it hits me-

IT IS FUCKING ALOE GEL!!!!!

I found that aloe could help soothe hemorrhoids through multiple sites on the internet, and it actually worked! So when I cut myself shaving at the beginning of the week, I thought maybe aloe would help it heal faster (stupid, I know🙄) BUT, it stopped hurting and healed by the next morning, and when I would go to the bathroom and wipe, it would tint the toilet paper green.

Walked out of that dr office more embarrassed than I ever have been in my life😂😂