Smells like a dick

Watched a video of someone "washing" a train by spraying water at it with a motorbike.

Me: That's one way to do it

OH: Doesn't really do anything though does it?

Me: Well, not really no...

OH: It's the equivalent of me throwing a bucket of water over my boss, sure he might look a little cleaner but he'll still smell like a dick

Me: Hey! That's not nice. A dick probably smells better!

OH: Do you want to find out?

Me: No thanks, don't want to get that close to your boss 😂

(In case you couldn't tell, we don't like my Other half's boss lol)