Number one reason for divorce....

MATERNITY LEAVE!!!!

Holy heck. I love my husband dearly. And we are a great couple. We get along great and rarely fight. But now that I am with him 24/7 it's like living with a sibling all over again 🤦‍♀️

This MF leaves cabinet doors open, leaves condiments on the table, and his nasty dirty stinky socks are EVERYWHERE. He doesnt change the toilet paper roll when its empty, he keeps pilling up the trash rather than changing the bag, and he puts empty food boxes back in the cabinets 🤯 I'm gonna kill this MF before we get back to work!