Let me paint the scene for you wonderful, classy ladies!!

You’re breastfeeding your newborn! It’s like almost 3 weeks or 4 but you can’t really tell the difference because you haven’t slept since... who knows!! Your house a wreck because you have been stuck to the couch trying to be the best mother you can be and nursing on command!!

You’re new wonderful bundle of joy, does not go 5 f’n minutes without f’n crying, whining and all of that!!

YOU GET THEM DOWN! You get up to fix some random ass food to scarf down and BAM that coffee you had 5 hours ago is hitting you hard!! You can go take a nice shit OR fix yourself a shitty meal (because let’s face it you need both) but you only have time for one!!!! What. Do. You. Do??