Farts ARE Funny

Him: “I’m gonna go to the bathroom.”

Me: “Okay.”

Me: *continues to play on my phone on the bed*

Me: *lets out a lil toot under the blanket*

Him: *comes back like two seconds later*

Me: *forgets that guys are quick pee’ers*

Him: *gives me The Look*

Him: *puts his head under the covers like he’s about to go down town to Freak Town*

...pause...

Him: “Did you fart?”

Him: *throws the blanket off, comes up gasping for air (hella dramatic)*

Me: *literally lmao’ing to the point of tears*

Me: “You know what? I didn’t mean to but that was a little payback for all of your farts I’ve had to smell over these last 3.5 years.”