Telling friends you're in labour

I realise this is a stupid 21st century question but I can't think of how to word a text to my friends!

I want to have something ready to send to my friends when I go into labour. But I want them to have to decode it as well...

Something like "going to visit some nurses and coming home a little lighter" but way more clever hahaha.

Any suggestions?

Glow Resources

Let’s Glow

Glow is here for you on your path to pregnancy

Glow helps you navigate your fertility journey with smart tools, personalized insights, and guidance from medical experts who understand what matters most.

25+ million

Users

4.8 stars

200k+ app ratings

20+

Medical advisors