Okay, guys I'm being serious, I'm not just on here trying to be funny. (I have to post anonymously too because my husband gets on here and helps me vote on pregnancy tests) but my husband has a small weiner. In the beginning it didn't bother me but now he's just on my damn nerves about it. He talks about it constantly and always accuses me of cheating, says he knows he doesn't satisfy me. I honestly have no interest in sex, but it's more because of his drama queen shit, not his centimeter peter. I don't think I can be honest be cause it's not his fault nor can he change it. I've talked to him about shit like stopping the paranoid accusations and just stfu sometimes but it does no good. I see posts on here about couples SO in love and here I just want to be left alone. His ex told him it looked like a big toe, a slug, and things like that. It may not sound like it but I don't want to hurt his feelings. To me it looks like the baby dick pic in Scary Movie 1, in the locker room. Sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest and it's not like I can tell anyone who knows him.