Obsessed with his phone


Anyone else’s husband so obsessed with his cell phone you could just throw the damn thing?! He comes home from work and literally stares at that thing until he goes to bed at 11. He’s playing some dumb video game (no concern with cheating). He will spend an hour in the bathroom “showering” and thirty minutes to “pee”. Hours standing in the kitchen doing “dishes”.

I will legit roll that thing over with my car.

Chuck it at his damn head.

Going in-fucking-sane

By the time I can get him to bed and pry the phone out of his hands. I’m so annoyed and not in the mood. So much for conceiving.

Ok. Rant over.

Thanks for listening.