Tips to get a job ๐Ÿ˜’

What am I doing wrong ? I never get a call back or email. Btw Iโ€™m the same person that posted I wasnโ€™t able to get a job for two years and I have by the end of the year to move out. ๐Ÿ™„ This life shit is so freaking aggravating I canโ€™t. Iโ€™m about to start selling drugs (jk). Btw I never had a job in my life and some jobs require work experience.