I got wine drunk and ordered a new vibrator, but they used PayPal for the cost and they ended up only having billing address on file at the store. That address just so happens to be MY PARENTS HOUSE.

The package says "Waist Messenger" on the outside which is a fun joke for the vendor, but a pain in my ass.

I don't think she KNOWS what it is, but she definitely suspects.

I'm away at college right now and my parents are coming to visit in 2 weeks and said they'd bring it down with them.

Now here's the kicker. As I was yelling at the vendor via email, they said they would send me a second toy to make up for it! I told them they better not do that because the address is still wrong!!!!!!!!

HALP