Hilarious arguments while ttc

I thought some of you might appreciate this... I’m ovulating so my partner and I had sex this morning and as soon as he ejaculated he announced that our kid would never be allowed to play for a certain football (soccer) team 😂

An argument followed because I was like ‘they can make those decisions themselves’ and ‘there are much worse things that could happen to your child’, but really the whole time I was laughing because I can’t believe these are the things he worries about while I’m tracking my period, cm, taking LH tests, and wondering whether to schedule a fertility appointment. His biggest concern is the team our imaginary professional footballer child might play for.

Give me strength!