Best response to derogatory slang

So my cousins are coming over and they often use fag as an insult and usually I’m fine with it if it’s a joke but they don’t use it as a joke and are very anti-LGBTQI+.

I am Pan (but haven’t come out yet) and want some funny responses I can give to annoy them cause it’s fun. Plus I like defending my people!

So just some witty comebacks would be fun to mess around with.

:D