If one more person...

If one more person says any of the following to me, I might rage on them...

"Oh, you're not giving up caffeine totally?"

-No, no I'm not. I have a toddler at home, a full time job and a house to keep. Take your judgement and shove it up your ass.

"Should you eat that?!"

-Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't aware that you know exactly what I need or how I feel. Please tell me how my heinous morning sickness is affecting you, and how the banana split I was craving and ate with delight since it was the only thing I've kept down today is so wrong.

"You look so tired, are you resting enough?"

-No, not at all. I love it when assholes tell me how shitty I look, just rub it in that I've already gotten insomnia.

"Aww, that acne will clear up when you deliver."

-Thanks for reminding me that I'm a pizza face during pregnancy.

"How's the baby today?!"

-Um, the last time I checked it was about the size of a bean. From the way I'm feeling it's pretty much out to get me.

"Do you think it's a boy or girl?!"

-Shit, right now it has a tail. I'm hoping for a pteradactoyl.

Sorry to rant, there are just so many people that feel the need to ask the same stupid things over and over again. Oh the next 7 1/2 months are gonna be long ones. Lol