Timber 🌳

THE FUNNIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED.

So a little back story....

Me(24) and my SO (30) have been together for about 6 years and for the past week or two, we have been arguing a little here and there.

Well, we are house/pet sitting for my in laws. So instead of coming over here every morning and every night, we decided to just stay.

Anyways....our argument finally came to an end today when we really just talked everything out.

So it's about 2 o'clock in the morning...the kids are sleeping in the bed, so we decided to move to the livingroom to "makeup".

We are on the sofa, really going at it, when one of the dogs (crate is in the livingroom) starts barking and growling.

I'm on top and stop what I'm doing and say, "he's going to wake up the kids. Do you want me to put a blanket over his crate?"

SO: "Sure. That'll work."

So bitches.... as I'm hopping up off some of THE best dick I've ever had, I step on a fucking nerf gun. Well, standing up so fast and not touching the ground did a little number on my 24 year old knees and I fucking FELLLLLLLLL. BUTT ASS NAKED.

Like a damn tree in the mother fucking woods.

I NEVER. IN MY LIFE. HAVE EVER LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD.

I was HOWLING. At this point, my SO is laughing but telling me to be quiet because I was going to wake up the kids (AND THE FUN HAD ONLY JUST BEGUN).

Instead of me getting up, he came to join me on the floor. He starts kissing on me and all the good stuff. Well I'm on my back and he's on his knees when he said, "babe. I need something for my knees. I can't do this. They hurt."

And we start laughing again.

Me: "When did we get so old? We can't even fuck on the floor anymore." **my knees pop as I'm trying to sit up**

More laughter.

We just decided to just put something under his knees and WEEEEE ACTUALLYYYY FINISHED! And it was amazing. Lol

I can't tell you how proud I am of our (not so) old selves. 😂😂

**the best part is I almost set up to record us....next time, I think I will😂