Adulting is hard- I didn’t ask for this shit
My neighbor: WELL GOOD AFTERNOON LADY! How’s your Saturday going???
*grunts in sleepy*
Neighbor: THATS GREAT!! I already mowed the lawn, cleaned my whole house, balanced my check up, fed the homeless, meal prepped for the week, did alllll the laundry and flew to Sudan to help out!!!!!!!
*takes first sip of coffee* soooo that’s what being a real adult is