Man Flu has made a sudden unpredictable appearance to our household today.

I woke up extra early before church today got everything ready for roast in the crockpot for dinner, made breakfast, did/put dishes away and took care of our dogs in preparation for to leave for church at 9:30 for a meeting he has at 10:00 and then service at 10:30. My husband, instead of getting up or telling me he’s not going to church he just stayed in bed. So I’m doing my own thing rushing around and see that the time is 9:25. So I go and check on him to let him know breakfast is waiting so he can munch really quick. He’s still in bed...Moaning and groaning.

Me: “Honey, do you know what time it is?”

DH: “*moan*... *groan*... *MOAN*”

Me: fearing the worst “what’s wrong”

DH: “*moan*... I’m... sore... *moan*

I go and grab the thermometer take his temp. No fever at all. He gets up and has breakfast. I still have to wash my hair and get ready. He tells me JUST now at 9:55 that he’s not going. How? Not by telling me but just crawling back into bed. I had to go looking for him. He tells me I can still go. It’s 20 minutes to get there and I’m a mess.

😂😂😂 Send help. He’s the worst Man Flu patient sometimes.

To add: I’ve been dealing with painful abdominal cramps for two weeks now and I haven’t slowed down. Just take a deep breath and keep going. He’s sore so he needs bed rest.