shitty guy code

Does your boyfriend have a code word he says to the guys when you’re arguing with him?

Mine says “alrighty then” and sings it like “allllriiiity theeeeen” when he gets on his game, basically to tell the guys he thinks I’m being a bitch. but really it’s just cause were arguing. Because I say “alright” when we argue.

I’ve told him it bothers me an he tells me to quit personalizing stuff (which I do), and that he’s just picked up on it that it’s not shade. but I feel like he does it on purpose.

Oh but now he says it’s been a thing that him an his brother have done since childhood, can’t even keep his story straight.