So uhm... I'm sick?

I haven't been feeling good for now...two? weeks... And my husband started throwing up & getting sick too... I get sick very easily and a lot. My period is late & my husband wanted me to test. I told him there's no point, we both know I don't get pregnant (we've been trying for a year). He came home today with some dollar store test (bc I was not going to let him spend 20+ for it to say negative 🙄). And uhm.... Am I seeing things?

UPDATE******

So Hubby went to Walmart and got some Clearblue bc I was not believing it at all... And yup.... I'm definitely sick! 🙄😂.