It's my birthday...🥳🍰🎈(and I need help!)

So, three years ago now I found out on this very day I was pregnant with my youngest, my son. I had a chemical last month confirmed by my doctor and I have already missed my period this month and wanted to maybe have some bubbly to celebrate my last year in my 20s. FMU and I got this...

I KNOW I'm going to get a lot of "retest with a FRER" but I'd like to know if I'm at least a little crazy with line eyes before I go and shill for the pricey mama.

UPDATE:

I took my two clear blues on my birthday as well: faint positives. Like faiiiiiiiint.

Took a FRER yesterday and I swear to a higher power that I've never seen such a stark white test before.

I had one left and I literally said "fuck it lets just remind myself I'm OUT"

Peed this morning FMU and I'm seeing SOMETHING. Now, I can count of FRER to remind me what a negative looks like. I'm going to wait a few days to be sure, but ladies what do you think?