Done with these MF’n BEES!!!
The vacant house next to mine must have a hive in the walls! Every night they swarm my porch light! Like wtf? And my old house had a whole wall that was infested before, and we had to knock down the whole wall (after they were safetly relocated) just all the honey and honeycombs, it went rotten fast.. ANYWAYS!!! It was super rainy tonight so I said fuck it! They can’t travel through the rain, so I turned the light on... well one ballsey mother fucker came.. I noticed him struggling to fly, and ants were getting to him.. and you know “save the fucking bees” so I grabbed a cup and put him in it so he could dry off!! I put this damn cup as far away from me as I possibly can!! It’s not raining anymore but the trees are dripping so I put him under the porch... this whole, entire ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! As soon as he was dry, flies out and lands on me and immediately stings me!!! Are you fucking kidding me??? First of all, how dare you? I just saved your life! Second, now you’re going to die anyways!!!! I’m done with them, never again!
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