THE CAT IS BLOODY!

I heard a loud noise from the bathroom and then my SO yelling “Oh no oh no!” So I hurry up and pee and finish up and run out and the cat looks like it’s bleeding all over it’s head. I’m like “WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM”

“I don’t know!! I don’t know. I just looked over and he was bloody!!!”

So I pick up the cat and we are both freaking out. I’m looking for wounds... it wasn’t blood. It was a fucking strawberry cheese cake that my SO had gotten out of the fridge from thanksgiving to throw out and the cat got into it and knocked it into the sink and I guess then just head dived into it. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen. He wasn’t hurt he just wanted that damn strawberry cheese cake. Naughty, and hated getting it cleaned off of him.