It’s 1:30 AM and I finally got this piece of shit together!!!

Sorry it’s so long, I really did summarize.

My amazing grandparents and mother went halfies on a high chair for my daughter for her bday! They let me choose and because we are all broke ass bitches I chose the cheapest most durable looking and slender (that was Gigi).. She’s BLW so she mostly ate in her bumbo and then in her walker because it had a tray.. well she would walk around in her walker and throw shit everywhere!! So I was doing the floor 3 times a day and also, she’s to big for a walker! Anyways!! They get it, it goes to my temporary address, I’m buying a house..I’ve been in this place for less than a month so a for the past week I’ve been getting packages for the previous tenant.. I talk to everyone try to find her to let her know.. I asked the neighbor first!

Day one: supposed to get the HC but was only getting packages for the lady finally get an amazon package (hell yeah they can figure it out) call, give them the tracking number, it’s my package 😂😂😂 the family also got me a mat to go under the high chair as a surprise!

Day 2: lady gets her packages, I find out HC won’t arrive until between dec 5-10

Day 3: lady gets a package and annoying ass neighbor stops them before they get to my place and tells them the packages are for the other lady!!! I come out and try to explain to them that I am also supposed to receive a package but she literally won’t let me talk!! Saying “it’s hers! I know it is!! She told me!!”

Well GUESS WHO didn’t get the package!! ME!!

Sorry this is so long already but it gets even worse!

I have to call amazon and Gigi on 3 way to figure it out, they don’t know so I have to call fed ex and they delivered it to the other lady!! They call her and this bitch, THIS BITCH, says she doesn’t have it!!! What??? I went out of my way to get you your packages!! So they resend it!

Day 4: I get it, today, at like 9 pm.. fine, whatever...

let me tell you, this piece of shit fucking high chair left me ready to fight it!! The instructions were absolute SHIT the plastic was so un-whatever I had to really pry that shit on there and then I pinched myself while putting this new age fucking tray on and guess what? ITS NEVER COMING OFF!!! All while my husband slept peacefully on the couch, right next to me (bless his heart, long day) I threw pieces twice, I said WTF maybe 30 times and was just yelling at this thing!!! I got mad at him for like a second lol but This thing sucks so bad!!! It was sooo difficult!! I got it up and I look at it and just want to punch it in the tray!

What is that??? Why is that?? It’s horrible!!