One single question....

If I get asked this one question again I'm gonna lose my ever living sh!t.

How are you feeling?

Let me break it down for ya real quick.

I'm a penguin. I waddle. I'm 36 weeks and 1 day. I pee every 5 mins. If I'm leaving my house I have to wear a pad if not then I'll pee on myself. My belly itches like crazy. My boobs hurt and itch. They are starting to leak. I have 2 older kids who demand my help after school. I cant eat anything without getting heartburn. If I do eat it's like the amount youd give a toddler. I dont sleep. I toss and turn. I can't get comfortable. I'm not sure if I'm having real contractions or braxton hicks but some times they will put me in tears. My feet are balloons. My clothes dont fit. I'm out of breath doing anything. I'm usually constipated and have hemorrhoids. I havent shaved me legs (boyfriend did them last) since halloween. My vag hasnt been shaved since prolly August. My lil guy is way low and hurts me. I still to clean out my car to get it ready. Still need to pack my lil mans bag for hospital. Still need to buy a few more things for him. Did I mention I'm always in pain. I need to clean my house. I need to do laundry. I just want my baby here.

End of rant. Next one will be the things I miss and cant wait to be able to do after hes here.