Anyone else have hubby moments like this ?

So I’m in the bathroom, went to go pee and ending up having to poop, I’m pooping, bad, and then had to get up quick to throw up. So I’m taking turns throwing up and shitting. I text my hubby that and tell him idk what’s wrong with my belly, that I’m throwing up and pooping. He didn’t reply to the first message and I text again and ask for toilet paper. He brings me toilet paper. And then a couple minutes comes by again and asks “babe .... do you want the last chocolate chip cookie? If not I’m gonna eat it” I’m sitting there thinking this man aint even ask if I’m ok ! 😑 I go “go ahead babe that’s the least of my worries right now” he said “are you sure?” I yell JUST GO EAT THE DAMN COOKIE 😑😑😑😑 then I get out and he’s like “.. you alright ?” And I’m like “you irritate me” and he said why, I said I texted you that I’m throwing up and shitting and you come knock on the door, not to ask me if I’m ok, but to ask if I wan the last cookie because you’re going to eat it 😑🤦🏼‍♀️ he checks his phone while saying “you didn’t text me that” and then stops and says ohh babyyy come here 😩😩😩 like dontlove on me now lol

Am I the only one with a hubby like this