If I didn’t laugh I would have cried

I’m 33 weeks pregnant and have a toddler. We are getting ready for maternity/family photos this morning. I have felt like crap since last night. I get my daughter all ready, I shower and get dressed. I throw up, when I throw up I pee my pants. I clean myself and the bathroom up and proceed to get ready. I catch my daughter who is potty training hiding behind the Christmas tree. I realize she is pooping. I carry her to her potty and she finished with her butt cheeks half on the seat. I clean her up and the potty and we finish getting ready and rush to the photographer. Hopefully the pictures come out good. Either way, it’s not a morning I’ll forget.