TMI but funny to me

I keep thinking I’m going to have a gnarly fart happen but nothing comes out of it, I’m 33 weeks and for the past 3 days I have been experiencing this along with really bad back pressure. I finally decided to call the Dr to be told that if my stomach is hardening with the pain it’s more then likely contractions if nothing is coming out my ass end (dead ass her exact words) I’ve been dying ever sense of laughter 😂💀