FUNNY STORY TIME

Okay so my fiancé and I were having awesome sex right? Alright so after he came inside me we decided to take a shower together so I got up to find some comfy clothes and some undies from the clean laundry basket that hadn’t been put away for a week 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

ALRIGHT so I bent down right like sat on my legs like kinda crouched and I had to fart so I tried pushing it out and instead of some air ALL THE JIZZ CAME POURING OUR OF MY VAGINA ON THE FLOOR

I started dyingggg laughing and also a bit embarrassed like wtf lmaooo. Meanwhile my fiancé is standing there laughing his ass off. He went down to grab some damn paper towel cuz it was a lot lmao.

THEN OUR LIL CUTE STUPID DOGS WERE TRYING TO GET UP IN IT AND BE GROSS AND I WAS TRYING TO WARD THEM OFF UNTIL MY MANS CAME FOR BACKUP. 🤢

Anyway. I just thought about this just now and couldn’t stop laughing so I thought I would share lol!