I love when my SO talks in his sleep
"What honey butt" 5:37 AM
"I don't want to" *fails dramatically* 5:40 AM
"You shit head I hate your fucking cat" 5:46 AM (our cat was laying next to me...)
Him "Shhh 'm dying" Me- "what? Why?" "Much hair" Me - "you're dying because there is too much hair?" Him "Ok" 6:21
"Gotta butter taste" (makes a thumb sucking sound) 6:30AM
"Grab your butts... mhm." (Proceeds to fart for 15 seconds) 6:34
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