Crushing the parenting thing 🙄

Two/almost 3 year old: *Sitting on my lap with his kindle having some screen time and drinking his daddy's watered down drink from chickfila* (mostly melted ice)

Me:*doing my own thing*

T:*reaches for my very full cup of soda*

Me: No no baby, that's mommy's drink. You had daddy's and yours is on the table. You cannot have mine.

T: *continues to reach for it*

Me: Baby, I said No!

T: Yes!

Me: No! This is mommy's, not everything you want is yours.

T: *throws tablet and cup of ice on the floor*

Me: We need to work on your temper kiddo

T: No!

Me: Yes

T: Shit!

Me: 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Great...