Wtf happened to me last night? TMI

I didn’t have any alcohol or drugs. I woke up in the middle of the night really needing to poop. Like ASAP. Barely remember it, all I know is that I tried to get up, fell into the wall. Knocked everything on my dresser off. Couldn’t stand so I think I let the wall guide me because I remember just trying to figure out how to get to the toilet and then when it was time to pull my pants down I fell again and bopped my head on the counter and seriously just couldn’t figure out how to sit on the toilet. I can’t remember every detail but I know I was trying so hard just to get on the toilet. I was so disoriented that I couldn’t. Finally get on. This is when I actually wake up because I was having to poop. I remember feeling this dread and anger because I was so tired but HAD to poop.

I remember wiping, washing my hands, and then waking up again in the morning. Don’t. Know how I got to my bed.

What do you think this was? Is this concerning or do you think I was like sleep walking to the toilet since it was so urgent and was unable to fully wake up?

And no I did not hit my head that hard. My head is fine. And I was already disoriented before I hit my head.

Also it’s okay to think this is funny. I kinda do, but at the same time I’m like wtf

The only reason I know this really happened is because i managed to wreck my bedroom just trying to get to the toilet