Shitty luck

Me, shitting my brains out every 10-20 ish minutes because I ate something bad. Was on the phone with my bf and I was trying to tell him I’ll call him back and he knows my stomach has been acting up so what does this man say?

“Let’s take a poop together”.... I about died of laughter right there. I was about to walk into the bathroom when he said that on the phone and mine you, my parents are out in the living room and probably heard that.... I love him so much but I about died of embarrassment 😂😭 can’t wait to marry this goofball 🥺🥰❤️