Noisy men

My husband every morning, night and when he is home during nap time: slams every door (if you don’t stop them they slam), stomps around like big foot, yawns like a yeti and clears his throat like he has corona..

my husband when when he tells me to get a break: “can you get the baby an extra blanket, I’m to loud”

Me acting like a ninja and doing so and then falling down the stairs