Sex Attempt - FAIL

So i thought of having a sexy night with my SO, therefore I put my silky night dress that he had given me on Valentines Day and thought of putting some new silky sheets.

Well lets say, there was no friction whatsoever, and i realised Ive always underestimated and unappreciated the power of friction🤨. The second he tried to penetrate me i slipped off the bed 😅😅. Felt like we were attempted to do it on an air hocket table.

We started laughing so hard, bye-bye erection.

Silk is my new enemey