Angry because I can’t poop

I’m over here trying to have a serious conversation with my so.

And then I get the most serious urge to poop. Like can’t handle it, can’t let it pass.

Go go go.

So I get up and go to the bathroom. I sit there..I try, and the urge stops.

So I go back to him and our serious conversation proceeds. 5 minutes later that urges comes back. This time I didn’t even have time to speak, it was just instant pain. He must think I’m a psychopath because I just get up and run away yelling like something bit my ass.

I still can’t poop. I’m on the toilet, praying to god to please let me poop. And he just came to the door asking if I needed anything. In the midsts of my groans...

“Get me a laxative”

Why. Just why.