I can’t even believe he said this.

I got up at 6:00, as always. Our daughter woke up at 6:10. I nursed her and played with her while he slept until 7:00. I fed her breakfast and started making the pizza dough for the calzones he requested I make tonight. I did the dishes and cleaned up.

Just as I was about to go play with our daughter, he says, “You know? The house has seemed dirty lately. Like I am always stepping on shit on the floor. Shit is sticking to my feet.” I mention I had just been cooking so some crumbs probably got on the floor. He insists it has been like this for days.

Like, what??? I vacuum every room (aside from bedrooms) daily. I spot clean after every meal or snack. I steam the floors twice a week.

Screw you. Like seriously??? 🤦‍♀️ We have a messy toddler. I refuse to be a slave to ensure the floors are pristine.